Afternoon bloggers, sooo today i have a day off college, not really sure why but i'm not complaining. Actually got to sleep in today so that was another plus.

Gots me a sammich and some shaycarl playin in the background, as you can tell i'm a huge youtube whoer there's just to many good people to watch.

not really much going on to be honest, got to go to work later for my second shift, i'd much rather go out since its a friday but i kinda can't.

I've not done a rantin blog since like July but i honestly don't have anything to rant about. I mean......... nope nothin. One second bloggers, well you wont have to wait but just a second let me check 4chan see if they have anything interestin i can blog about.

uhhhh again nothing. Guess that'll be it

Why hello there bloggers, long time no see..... well you know what i mean. Ok so whats new with me, i've got a job at maccies woop. Well not really i'd rather just sit down and do nothing haha but thats cause i'm a lazy sod.

I'm gonna go off on a tangent, i have some Will Smith playin and its epic, and i shall be his ghost ¬¬ you know who you are. Apparently Will Smith is the party starter and you might have a good time but he partys harder, think about that.

It's late oclock right now but cba sleepin since i don't have college tomorrow. Gonna get L4D2 tomorrow and nerd out all day. Umm whats up with that four kinda wierd.

Ummm yeah thats about a 2 minutes blog and thats all your gonna get for now, s'inabit blogginators

Cinema

Yes the cinema. A social place to go with a group of friends, watch a film, have a good time in general. But what annoys me is age limitations. 12, 15, 18.... i mean really whats the point in having an age system.

They put it down to, you're to young to watch said film. Why? why am i too young. If i watch an 18 before am 18 whats it going to do?

I'm sorry but if a child goes on a killing spree after watching a film he shouldn't have, then its not the films fault. Clearly he had some pretty serious mental issues before he watched the film. Its like blaming mcdonalds for obesity, obesity isn't the fault of the producer its the fault of the comsumer. If you get fat of mcdonalds thats your fault, cause no one is forcing you to eat it.

I just think its silly putting an age on a film. I'm going to watch the film once it comes out on DVD so really all your doing is slowing me down for a couple of months. I could even go on the internet and watch it the very same day.

Really thats only a start, next time i'm gonna rage about internet censorship. Woo :)

MUFFINS

Yes MUFFINS you know there awesome, you can't denie the awesomness of MUFFINS. Yes everytime i say MUFFINS i'm gonna use caps. There chocolatness, all soft and what not...... and thats MUFFINS.

lol in my head that was going to last longer, me describing the MUFFIN will you all want one. But my brain is slowly melting from the lack of school.

Soo summer holidays have been good so far. Been out and about a lot and well its just been good.

And ummm thats it. Damn this is differcult

Michael Jackson

So everyone in the whole world knows MJ is dead.

So lets get the jokes out of the way early. I guess his heart couldn't beat it. You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth cardiac arrest etc etc

But yeah so he dies and it complete dwarfs the deaths of everyone else. I think its wrong. Everyone who's died in the past week deserves the same acknowledgment. Billy mays died and no one even realised till 2 days later. Makes you want to rage a little.

R.I.P Billy Mays.

kmaio - krunchy mario asked for iranian oranges

That just came up in an MSN convo. (Y) had to be there

So yeah a peedofile died.... peedofile. I'm sorry but the world can do with less peedo's. MJ wont be missed by me.

Ummmm kinda run out of things to say. Was planning on ragin but EFFORT much.

Blogblogblogblogblogblogblog

So.... your supose to blog about whats going on in your life/the world etc etc. To be fair theres really nothing going on at the moment. I'm so bored i decided to make this blog. Also havn't blogged in a while.

I have some Maximum the hormone on in the background and i'm in a pretty decent mood. But seeing as theres no one on MSN and no one to text, i'm stuck on this to do.

Only four more exams left and i'm looking forward to everyone of them. I know sounds strange but don't go away i'm not insane. Its just i've gotten my major exams out of the way and it feels fantastic. (Y)

The pressure if off and i'm just crusing along now. So these exams are really the only things that still stand between me and the ability to sleep in. And i will be doing plenty of that once i'm finished.

Thats really all i have to say. Sorry if it bored you but i'm now you know my pain. XD

Now i most love you and leave you. Fairwell.

Exams

Yes exams. That awful time, stress, fear, confusion are just a few of the words that sum up exams.

So me and every other 15/16 year old in the country are currently sitting there GCSE's, and well it hasn't really hit me yet.

I mean when my Maths paper got taken off me i had a moment, were i looked and thought there goes half of my Maths GCSE's and well half of my life. Because i need a B in Maths. But still i was more nervous in my mocks than i am now.

But is that really a bad thing, i seem to be almost complaining that i'm not worried but isn't that what everyone wants, to be relaxed, chilled and well ultimatly not freeze. So at the moment its all going great and hopefully it will continue.

Now onto another matter... the missing link. Yes as of 3 years ago scientist discovered something in German. A lemur monkey to be exact, around 47 million years old. No its not actually 47 million years old and still alive, its been frozen.

So were do we go from this. Well its the missing link between man and ape. So Adam and Eve *Or Steve.* can't be real, the bible states that god made Adam and Eve and animals for humans to look after. But if we evolved from these animals then how can there have been an Adam and Eve before these animals. Now of course christians and all religions will do the exact same thing.

Noooooooo way, dat been placed there by a man. Its a fake, your lieing, shut up, doesn't make sense, oh god did this for the lulz. And my favrioute.... Oh did we say Adam and Eve were humans we meant they were monkeys, lol sorry i shouldn't have forgot to meantion that.

Its more childish than it is reasonable debating, but they can have there faith if it brings them peace and makes them happy well let them be i say. I just hope that they don't waste there life waiting for something that isn't there.

Well thanks to my stalkers and anyone else in the known universe who reads this.

Peace out.

Simples

Yes simples. No this is not the compare a merkatt advert, however much you want it to be.

So simple... not a word to describe my life at the moment, and well not really a word to describe anyones life. In less than 2 weeks i have the most important exams of my life so far. So does every other 16 year old in the country. Unless your Danny O'donald.

But its not just the fact that i and everyone else has these exams coming up, its the fact of what is happening in the world. I mean talk about pressure. Exams + swine flu + recession = absolute madness. Yes the 300 kind of madness.

And all we constantly hear is how easy exams are getting, well i'm sorry i don't remember your exam grades possibly being cancled. Unless your from the 70's, then you win.

Then ofcourse you have your social life on top of everything. Which to be honest isn't going swimmingly for me. Sometimes its almost easier to cast this part of your life aside, well atleast till exams are over. Thats if they ever start. Level 6.

Well this blog has fully disapointed me. I feel i've accomplished nothing in writing this but i've typed it up so its getting posted.

Tanks for reading. *Tanks on purpose XD.*

Greater Houston Convention and Visitors Bureau

Yes this is a blog about the Greater Houston Convention and Visitors Bureau. Yeah... i know all sorts of stuff about this... hell yeah lets start this blog.

To be honest i just hit my keyboard and google the random letters i had created. So i don't have a clue what i'm talking about. So enjoy.

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Am i doing some kind of drug??? I don't even know.

Anyway lets blog about something, not really sure what about but i'll let my fingers do the typing and my brain can have a break. Shouting yeash i'll blog about shouting. Now theres shouting and theres shouting.

There's when you at a party, drunk shouting. Thats ok because well everyone else is shouting. You know what i mean that kind of shout you expect because well your in some kind of shout battle to the death with the closets person to you.

And then there shouting. That shout that shits everyone in the room up. No ones talking, not a single noise. And some douche feels the need to deafen everyone in a 10 mile radius. I don't know why but it really pisses me off. I mean theres no need for it. No ones making noise, so why don't they just speak rather than making the whole room need a change of pants.

But thats just my opinion on inappropriate shouting.

Now over to my home boy Eminem.

Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin.

Easter

Yes it's almost Easter already, seems like this year is flying past. Now Easter, well yes it's a celebration, but of what? Well many people have many different reasons to celebrate. Christians celebrate it because it was the day Jesus rose from the grave. Your average Joe celebrates the easter bunny and easter eggs. Farmers celebrate the birth of new chicks. There's probably hundreds more to name but thats just three off the top of my head.

But what do most people celebrate Easter for?

Well it use to be Jesus, but i think we all feel and agree thats becoming almost a thing of the past. And well i dout anyone really celebrates a bunch of chickens being born...... kinda retarded thing to celebrate. So i can almost say without a dout in my mind that it must therefore be the Easter bunny and chocolate eggs.

A little sad don't you think?

But thats just my opinion on one of the years many holidays.

Saturdays

Yes Saturdays, finally the weekend has arrived rest and relaxation..... not really. The one day of the week that can be one of two things, either the best day of the week, enjoying a social day out. Or the single most boring day of your life. Mine has been the latter.

Now i'm not going to bore you with the exact details because everyone knows what i'm blogging about. *Not talking, blogging.*

But yeah i've just been sat around all day wishing i had something to do. So i think the rest of this blog is just going to be random i don't even really know why i started talking about saturday anyway.

1. Jrock is awesome. *Thats japanese rock.* I mean i don't understand a word of it but it has an awesome flow to it. They really can do anything.

2. Screamo babies. Think about that.

3. Look behind you.....

On a scale of 1 to 10 how disappointed are you that you actually turned around.

4. girugamesh!!!

Blah sorry for wasting your time with that last bit but i just felt like amusing myself for a few moments. It might just help me survive this boring day.

Parents

Yes my first blog, can you believe it? Because i can. Umm so i thought what to talk about what can me, myself, and well just about everyone else agree on. Yes it's the age old subject, your parents.

So lately things have been going pretty down hill to be honest. I always felt i had a strong relationship with my mother, but it's almost funny how wrong i was. So we argue like all teenagers and parents do. But it's become almost petti, i forget to do simple things and see attempts to bite my head off. This then progressively gains moment and turns into a full scale fight.

Thinking about it now it almost seems pathetic, i havn't spoken to her in 2 days because i got up late for school. Maybe this is one of those moments when i should look at this from her point of view.... no sod it. I might not always be right but she's not perfect either.

Yes she has stress, finacial issues etc etc. But i have my own life to keep on track and this endless petti arguing does no one any good. Maybe i'm being childish maybe i can't understand because i'm not a 'parent', well sorry to bad i havn't knocked up some slut and got myself a kid. Well what can you do apart from just carry on, and let things be.

Well not the longest blog in the world but just a collection of some of my thoughts on my parents at the moment. Well my mother.