Greater Houston Convention and Visitors Bureau

Yes this is a blog about the Greater Houston Convention and Visitors Bureau. Yeah... i know all sorts of stuff about this... hell yeah lets start this blog.

To be honest i just hit my keyboard and google the random letters i had created. So i don't have a clue what i'm talking about. So enjoy.

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Am i doing some kind of drug??? I don't even know.

Anyway lets blog about something, not really sure what about but i'll let my fingers do the typing and my brain can have a break. Shouting yeash i'll blog about shouting. Now theres shouting and theres shouting.

There's when you at a party, drunk shouting. Thats ok because well everyone else is shouting. You know what i mean that kind of shout you expect because well your in some kind of shout battle to the death with the closets person to you.

And then there shouting. That shout that shits everyone in the room up. No ones talking, not a single noise. And some douche feels the need to deafen everyone in a 10 mile radius. I don't know why but it really pisses me off. I mean theres no need for it. No ones making noise, so why don't they just speak rather than making the whole room need a change of pants.

But thats just my opinion on inappropriate shouting.

Now over to my home boy Eminem.

Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin.